We have to agree that life is a comedy... LOL
Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a Referee.
They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.
True friends stab you in the front.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss .
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books....
Have a nice day and sleep with a huge smile.........