Tuesday, June 28, 2011

I would like to put smile on the faces of my blog visitors by sharing my few AC/BC ( after computers/before computers) jokes which are my real life events with a bit of exaggeration. LOL
Kid: Ma, I see a mouse near the door.
Me: Eeeekksss! It may get inside our home. Shut the door. Make noise to scare it.
Kid: Ma, there is something wrong with a mouse here.
Me: Why do you think there is something wrong with the mouse?
Kid: It is not moving.
Me: May be you pulled the wires.
Kid: What wires?
Me: Connecting wires
Kid: Connecting to what?
Me: Don’t act silly Rayyan. You very well know I am talking about the mouse wire
Kid: Ha ha ha … I am talking about the dead mouse the cat left behind here
Me: Dead mouse?
Kid: Yeah! The original furry animal mouse.
Me: Eeeekkkssss .. shut the door!

Kid: I cannot open the windows.
Me: Switch off the computer and turn it on again.
Kid: Ma, the windows with doors is shut tight.
Me: This is not the right time for windows, doors, curtain jokes Rayyan. If the windows aren’t opening maybe we will have to re-install it. We will lose all desk top applications. Oh God!
Kid interfering : NO NO!! not the Microsoft windows, I am talking about the window in the wall … Ma you too…
Me: Kinda forgot they are called windows too. You had me freaked out there.

Kid: Hey! There is something weird in the web
Me: Shut it down! You are not supposed to see weird thing on web (assuming he has accidently landed on porno site).
I rush in to find him watching a web with bloated spider and weirdest insect struggling.

I woke up in the morning feeling lazy and tired.
Me: Farheena, can you skip school today? It is raining so heavily.
Kid: No.
Me: You said you had tummy ache yesterday night.
Kid: I am ahah (OK) now.
I get up mumbling, get her career filled, dress her up and wait for the school bus. Time keeps moving and the bus doesn’t arrive.
Me: May be they have declared holiday because of rains
Kid: No.
Me: How do you know?
Kid: I can see other children going to school.
After half an hour I decide to call the H.M
Me: Ma’am, the school bus has not turned up yet. What could be the reason?
H.M.: It is Friday, the usual school holiday. Ha ha ha.
Me: Uh hoh! I thought it was Thursday. Sorry and thanks.
The entire problem lay with my phone which had messed up days and I lost one day of my life. Now I am worried which day did I lose? I remember Sunday was Sunday on my phone.. so it must be one of other three week days. The other kids had normal Sunday holiday. LOL.


Rayyan Lost in Laptop

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