Sunday, September 27, 2009

Of Computers and men...

My blog has got a gloomy touch so trying to make it clear up a little....
A recent survey revealed that computers are male because
1) In order to get their attention you have to turn them on
2) They have a lot of data but are still clueless
3) They are supposed to help you solve the problem but half the time they are the problem
4) They will never solve a problem unless ‘You’ tell them how
5) No one including the creator understands their internal logic
6) They never feel the emotions
7) Even though technology is progressing in leaps and bounds and they can almost do anything, they still cannot bear children
8) As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little you could have had a better model.



  1. Farida,
    Well you sure know how to not only inspire, but hit the ole funny bone too. Thank you so much for becoming my friend, I love reading your blog so very much.

  2. a real oldie and to think nothing has changed!! still so apt and applicable inspite of evolution .. thanks for the laugh..

  3. Thanks Bob. I love your way of writing too. It is just so humorous. Thanks for being my friend
    BM- It is a old one I found in my old files. Added to more points to it and posted it here...

  4. You know, unconsciously i always addressed my laptop as "he" :D

  5. Same here Lena.. Isn't that funny. Everyone I know refer to computer as a male

  6. Fralia,
    pleas accept this little gift to adorn your blog.@

  7. I just popped over from OleBob's site to say Hi, and I was amazed to find someone who thinks the same as me! I'm sure that my computer is male too, and as stubbon as a mule to go with it! It never does as it is told, then it switches off when it has had enough! When it gets too hot, it goes too slow, and I'm sure it has a mind of it's own!
    I'll be back to keep up with all of your chats!
    Thank you!

  8. I visited your blog Alice and it is wonderful reading them. I loved the spooky tale too. Waiting for my kids to get back on computer so that I can scare them... bbbooooooo

  9. Put a smile on my face. I was waitin for number 8. Knew that one was coming up. I don't know if my computer is male or female. The name I call it can go either way :)

  10. Hmmm now that you have commented here it reminds me that men are so much like cats.... LOL


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