Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Of Cats and Men.......................

Of cats and men………..

1) Cats do what they want and when they want.
2) They rarely listen to you
3) They are totally unpredictable
4) They whine when they aren’t happy
5) When you want to play they want to be left alone
6) When you want to be left alone, they want to play
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim
8) They are moody .. even without the PMS
9) They love to laze around the house
10) They leave tiny hair everywhere
11) They are obsessed with their resting places
12) They can’t wipe their feet one doormats
13) When they need to be stroked they can put away those claws and purr sweetly
14) They can drive you nuts
15) You can never understand them
16) No matter how much you scold them, they always miss the litter box.
17) They rub up against you one day, and the next, they act like they've never seen you before.
18) They keep your feet warm when it's cold outside
19) If they make a mess, they just leave the room and pretend it's not there.
20) They have their own agenda, which may or may not include you.
21) They don't come in when you call.
22) They like to stay out all night.
23) Only when you are trying to get things done do they want your attention
24) Mostly, they like to be left alone to sleep.
25) Most of the women love cats … though they don’t know why

Conclusion :- Cats are tiny men in natural fur coats……


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