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Monday, September 7, 2009

The ten commandments of Marraige



Some good fwd mails we get at times are worth sharing... Here is one of them


Commandment 1: Marriages are made in Heaven, but then again, so are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2: If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3: Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4: Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5: When a man opens a door of the car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6: Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7: Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8: Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law only allows one wife.
Commandment 9: Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10: A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.


26 comments:

  1. as much as they are funny... they are true up to some extent to.. we got to learn from such "jokes"

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  2. I liked the second commandment.
    Lets c in future how many of these hold true for me. :)

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  3. funny and true. thank you for leaving such a beautiful story on my blog. big hugs

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  4. Thanks for the laugh, it's so sadly true for many of us...that's life!

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  5. Thank you everyone..I never expected anyone to respond to this. LOL. I can say I am a good mother but unfortunately I haven't been a great wife. :(
    Most of them apply to my life also.. Especially the # 6
    Bob - I enjoyed that thread a lot. Good idea from your side

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  6. Very funny. It is life, but when it works, its great. Thank you Farila.

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  7. If not all true very funny. I liked 2,4,6 and 10. Thanks for the laugh. Although there are a lot of truisms.

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  8. :)))))))))))
    It was fun readint it.

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  9. Ha ha ha !! Good.. I am forwarding them to my husband, let's see if we begin with the 11th from there on!

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  10. Haha ! Wonderful post, Farida Ji. Loved all the commandments!

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